I’ve been to all the chat rooms around

There’s no dapper cat to be found

I’m not picky, no, it’s not that

I just want a RICH cat

 

My Auntie M, says I need a man

I’m looking hard, I really am

He has to be special (RICH) for a girl like me

I must have the finest of things

 

I’m getting old, sleeping more

So my man mustn’t snore

He must wait on me paw and paw

Do you think my order is too tall

 

I don’t think there’s a man fit for me

Oh, one more thing - NO FLEAS!

Well, I must go take a cat nap

When I wake - I'll set a man trap

 

© 2002 Janice Jarnagin